The Ancient Holy Wisdom Personality Quiz

After weeks of fasting and meditating on a mountaintop in Nepal, I have created a flawless personality quiz that can predict the future.


This personality quiz is 100% accurate and will change your life today!!!


Write your answers underneath the question.
Read the Ancient Holy Wisdom at the bottom.
Then repost this for others to answer.


1.Your favorite color out of: brown, purple, pea green, dark orange, neon yellow?


2. What is the last letter of your middle name?


3. Your month of birth?


4. Which color do you like more, black or white?


5. Name one of your friends?


6. Your favorite number?


7. Do you prefer the city or the country?


8. Which is more important to you: wealth or fame?


9. Think of a wish, but don't write it.


Ancient Holy Wisdom-

1. If you chose:

Brown- Your mind is sluggish and you smell like soup.

Purple - You are neurotic and confused.

Pea Green - You will die alone.

Dark Orange- You will never be happy.

Neon Yellow - You are despised by your peers.


2. If the lest letter of your middle name is:

A-K God hates you.

L-R You make Jesus cry.

S-Z You are an embarrassment to your mother.


3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: This year you will be unlucky in love.

April-June: This year you will lose control of your sexual organs.

July-Sept: This year you will achieve your heart's true desire, just before you die in a horrible fiery explosion.

Oct-Dec: This year you will ooze puss constantly from your left nostril.


4. If you chose:

Black: You will fail at 99% of what you attempt.

White: Children will curse you wherever you go.


5. This person will steal your cat, key your car, and tell your co-workers about the time you got so drunk you pissed your pants.


6. This is the number of times you will be humiliated in a public place, with your pants around your ankles, while strangers point at you and laugh derisively.


7. If you chose:

The city: You are a funny person, but everyone hates you anyway.

The country:You are an ethical person, guaranteeing only a mediocre career.


8. If you chose:

Wealth: You will inherit a huge fortune from an unknown relative, just before the world economy collapses, a great depression begins, and all of society descends into madness and cannibalism.

Fame: Your name will be remembered through all of history as an obscene word, punishable by flogging.


9. This wish will come true only if you repost this 243 times. If you do not repost this 243 times, God will send a pack of half-starved, retarded midgets to your door, armed with small aluminum baseball bats.